Leaked News - Microsoft Capitulates

Redmond Washington - Associated World Press
Microsoft has surrendered an administrative control of software development to GPSoft.
Leak informant, named here as an alias, Wm. Tor, hopes the Great Barrier world computing faces will now look more to the future. Microsoft, as our source leaked, was unable to acquire GPSoft in the deal.

So sorry, it is only an April Joke.
Someone needed to say one.

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They were too afraid of drop bears to come sign the papers.